Dayshift at Freddy's

"Hi, welcome to your new summer job at the new and improved Freddy Fazbender's pizza! I just want to ask you...what's wrong with you?!" "You're in a town with 15 available jobs and yet you still pick the one with the killer robots that gives you less than minimum wage?"

sigh

"Well, okay. Welcome to 1987."

A parody game of the FNAF franchise.